Get ready for the ride of your life! Together, we will journey through the peculiar and unpredictable tapestry of Berlin’s daily commute. In this bustling metropolis, the subway and trains become a stage for the bizarre, the eccentric, and the downright hilarious. From roller-skating tech enthusiasts to bathtub transportation tricksters, our list of 45 extraordinary sightings that defy the ordinary will leave you in stitches, asking why such antics don’t happen where you live. Whether it’s a canine thriller with a watchful gaze or a commuter lugging a full-fledged fireplace underground, each entry unfolds as a delightful chapter in the city’s underground chronicles. Prepare to chuckle, scratch your head, and embrace the unexpected as we navigate the tunnels of eccentricity within the confines of the Berlin commute system.

Penne, anyone?

Ladies! We know that just about anything can be the theme of a handbag these days – including Coke cans and brassieres. Still, we’ve never heard of anybody using a pasta box as a receptacle for essential belongings such as phones and wallets.

It is an unconventional choice, and the selection further highlights the endless surprises within the world of fashion on the subway, showcasing the limitless possibilities and individual expressions that style enthusiasts continue to explore and embrace.

Who Wore it Better?

Let’s have a little fun, shall we? Let’s play a round of “Who Wore It Better?”. Today’s contenders are the seat cover on the Berlin Express and an unsuspecting passenger’s T-shirt sleeve, both donning the identical red and white patterned print.

It’s your moment to decide who our reigning fashion champion will be: Will the seasoned seat emerge as the style stalwart, having cradled countless travelers, or shall Mr. No Face’s T-shirt sleeve claim the fashion crown? Only time will tell who will emerge victorious.

A Witchy Turn of Events

We’re not sure where the esoteric gathering is in town, but we can tell you something certain – we won’t be in attendance. Judging by this creepy attire, only those with a taste for something witchy will be seen going wherever they are. We would have gotten off at the nearest stop if we were on that train.

We can’t help but wonder, however, if the gathering they are attending is one for some demonic summoning or if they’ve all played dress-up for some kind of trippy dance party where sober minds will be in small quantities. Either way, it’s a no for us.

Too Much Yodle, Not Enough Sleep

This man looks exhausted – but that’s what a yodeling spree will do to you if you don’t hydrate enough – and judging by the now empty bottle of water in his hand, he ran out of hydration long ago. He couldn’t wait to hit the sack and used his commute.

Fellow passengers most likely exchanged puzzled glances as the yodeler slumbered peacefully on the subway, completely unaware of the eyes upon him. Lost in sleep, he’s become an unwitting performer in the daily subway theater, leaving passengers with a story to share and a smile to carry into their day.

Three’s a Crowd

We must not have received the memo about extravagant and complicated outfits being a must on this form of public transportation in Berlin. These three people are dressed up as clowns – and we can’t help but wonder what occasion calls for not one but three clowns.

Who knows what inspired these three to dress up? Perhaps a birthday party, a performance, or the desire to make people smile. Regardless, their colorful presence shows that a bit of whimsy can go a long way, even in the most mundane settings.

Full Steampunk Ahead

We’re back to playing dress-up; this time, we’ve got a pandemic-steampunk outfit mixed together. We’re unsure where this oddly dressed fellow is headed, but we have a few noble guesses up our sleeve. How about you? We’re sure you’ve got some ideas, too.

Is he headed to a clandestine gathering of fellow pandemic-steampunk enthusiasts? Perhaps a convention celebrating the resilience and resourcefulness of a world forever changed by microscopic foes? Or maybe he’s on a solo mission, a wandering knight-errant battling invisible enemies.

What On Earth…?

We aren’t sure what’s happening in this photograph – and it’s left us somewhat perplexed. There’s undoubtedly an individual wearing white sneakers on the subway – but that’s not the strange part about this picture. Look closely and zoom in if you must.

There appears to be a contraption on the bottom of each shoe, acting like a heel. Perhaps without this bizarre addition, the person wearing the shoes would be extremely short. It seems someone wasn’t 100% honest about their Tinder profile and exaggerated their height by about 5 inches.

Houdini’s Back

Behold the subway’s unsolved magic show: this photo reveals a handcuff, seemingly unbreakable. Was a Houdini prodigy at play, or did a subway sorcerer summon supernatural strength? Regardless, a chuckle echoes in the realm of absurdity, but we must congratulate the fellow – the escape succeeded! 

Our mysterious maestro pulled off the ultimate disappearing act, leaving us to marvel at their triumphant escape from a cuff so stubborn it may be angling for a career change as a subway security guard. But this begs the question, where did the ‘escape artist’ disappear?

Kicks Convention

It seems as if this subway car has transformed into a sneaker convention, with not one but six fellow passengers flaunting their favorite kicks. Was it an impromptu world sneaker day, and you missed the memo yet miraculously nailed the dress code? 

In the quirky universe of subway fashion, finding yourself surrounded by a sea of sneakers turns the mundane commute into spontaneous and unintentional style synchronicity that’s both amusing and strangely fashionable. Talk about stumbling into a surprising shoe extravaganza underground.

Here Come the Brides

Well, this is something that you don’t see every day. Not one, but three brides dressed to the nines are riding the subway. We wonder if they are getting married or have all dressed up for a costume party. Was this a coincidence, or did they plan this?

We’re puzzled. Wouldn’t a taxi or limousine service be a safer bet for the cleanliness of their dresses? It’s a subway wedding mystery that needs solving. Can someone explain this oddly bizarre love story on the tracks? We’re all ears and can’t wait to get to the bottom of this.

Pixel-nation

In the lively tapestry of subway fashion, this individual defies the conventions of outfit norms, wearing a pixelated skirt that turns heads and sparks curiosity. This subway style maverick challenges traditional norms, unapologetically blending digital aesthetics with the underground commute. 

The pixelated skirt, a bold statement echoing the fusion of tech and fashion, raises eyebrows and prompts a smile. This style pioneer adds a vibrant flair, leaving fellow commuters perplexed and amused by the unexpected fashion phenomenon. From these pictures, you can tell Berlin is a happening city.

Charlie Chaplins

Berlin experiences a surge of Charlie Chaplin enthusiasts riding the subway, hinting at an impromptu convention. The sea of individuals, impeccably clad in Chaplin’s iconic attire, transforms the commute into a silent comedy spectacle. We wonder where and what they are off to.

Whether it’s a planned event or a hilarious coincidence, the subway echoes the spirit of the legendary comedian. Witnessing a multitude of Chaplins navigating the underground adds laughter to the otherwise dull daily grind, leaving commuters baffled and entertained by this unexpected sight.

It’s Shaving Time

Continuing the hilarious journey of subway absurdity, behold this daring commuter, wearing no shirt and pants, transforms the train into his impromptu grooming salon. He defies the norm with shaving cream in hand, turning heads and leaving fellow passengers in stitches. 

The clatter of the subway becomes a backdrop to the rhythmic strokes of a razor, creating an unexpected comedy in motion. The question lingers: Is this a paid performance or simply a case of morning multitasking taken to the extreme? All aboard the Shaving Express, whether you like it or not.

Doggo-Wrestle Mania

In this subway surprise, a duo unleashed the unexpected – canine wrestling enthusiasts! Wearing dog masks, they turned the mundane commute into a hilarious spectacle. It’s not your average day when subway patrons find themselves amidst wrestling pups. Woof! It seems the day has gone to the dogs.

The underground transformed into a canine wrestling ring, leaving passengers grinning at the absurdity. In this quirky snapshot, the duo proves that, sometimes, the best way to navigate the urban jungle is on all fours, even if it’s just for laughs on a surprising subway day.

Drawer or Bag? You Decide

This subway journey is where the ordinary takes an eccentric turn. Witness the commuter innovation of using a dishwasher drawer as an impromptu bag substitute. Who needs a spacious bag when the dishwasher drawer is the alternative to efficiently transporting daily essentials on the subway?

In this bustling underground world, expect the unexpected and discover the creative solutions commuters concoct to navigate the urban jungle with a touch of oddity. We never knew such innovation existed, but the subways of Berlin have proved otherwise. We can’t wait to see what they come up with next.

Bubbles!

Looking for a fun pastime while commuting home on the subway? Well, your days of looking for something enjoyable to do have ended. This innovative passenger has found the perfect solution to boredom while traveling. Who said only little tots can enjoy bubble wands?

If you have kids at home, you’ll probably have one of these lying around, and if you don’t – they’re super cheap at the toy store. It’s time to visit them and browse through their shelves. What are we going on about? Why, the wonderful world of bubbles, of course!

Watch Out, Hot Stuff!

And in other news of underground madness, the subway’s newest hot spot: a brave man audaciously hauling a full-fledged fireplace underground. Is he planning on heating the commute, or did he misread the term “subway heat map”? Or was his newest acquisition for his home?

With mantelpiece charm in transit, fellow passengers find themselves amid an unexpected cozy corner on wheels. Forget train delays; this commuter has mastered the art of subway warmth. In the comedy of underground antics, he sparks a flame of laughter.

Gym Time!

The subway can become a prime-time workout haven for the time-strapped gym enthusiast. These savvy commuters are mastering efficiency with mid-commute handstands. We think these two had a bet. Who needs a trip to the gym when the journey home doubles as a quick fitness session? 

It’s a balancing act of time management and physical prowess, turning the boring commute into a dynamic exercise arena. Embrace the handstand hustle, and let the subway be your unconventional fitness studio, proving that health-conscious multitasking is the key to a fit and timely journey home.

Strange Shoes

Step into the surreal with a subway spectacle featuring peculiar red boots. Defying conventional footwear, these eccentric kicks sport a round foot shape reminiscent of a popular cartoon character. Are they a fashion statement or a quirky twist on comfort? And why would someone wear them?

The subway becomes a runway of oddities as these almost-deformed boots take the spotlight, prompting bemused glances and leaving commuters and readers alike questioning the bizarre fusion of style and peculiarity in this captivating picture. Sometimes, being fashion-forward can be easily mixed up with fashion faux pas.

Pigeon on a Mission

In the underground avian escapade, meet the hungry pigeon on a mission to master the subway hustle. Forget flying – this feathered commuter prefers the underground express train. With a nonchalant demeanor, it perches, seemingly pondering life’s existential questions while helping itself to morsels of food.

Perhaps it’s on a quest for the perfect worm or contemplating its status as the subway’s unofficial mascot. Whatever the pigeon’s motives, it’s a winged urbanite making waves in avian travel, turning the subway into a feather-filled comedy show. All aboard the Pigeon Express!

Wearing Your Wealth

In the daring world of subway fashion, a commuter takes “wearing your wealth” to a literal level, donning money as a bold badge of financial flair. Wrapped in bills, they navigate the train with a nonchalant confidence that turns heads. Do they wish to be robbed at gunpoint?

Is it a quirky fashion statement or a humorous take on the value of commuting? This currency-clad individual transforms the ride into a wealth-themed spectacle, making the subway a stage for financial flamboyance that leaves fellow commuters laughing and shaking their heads.

A Doggo’s Watchful Eye

While dogs on trains are not uncommon, and many people commute with their pets, a peculiar pup takes center stage with an unsettling twist. This doggo’s downright eerie expression makes us uncomfortable just looking at it. What could it have been thinking?

It’s a surreal moment of fur and mystery, leaving us and probably the passengers that day both amused and slightly spooked by the inexplicable aura of their furry fellow traveler. That’s the subway for you folks, where even dogs embrace the art of intrigue.

Get Your Skates On!

At first glance, you might wonder why this photograph of a woman typing on her computer could be considered strange compared to the other items on this list. It’s innocent enough, but we urge you to look closer so you’ll understand why it belongs on this list.

The fact that she’s using her PC isn’t why she’s made it here – it’s her odd choice of ensemble! What turns heads is the pair of roller skates on her feet. It’s as if she’s creating a curious blend of technology and retro skating flair.

A Golden Guy

This individual, clad in pink and golden hues topped off with a wacky white wig, steals the show. He sips his soda while we sit back and enjoy a good old laugh at his nutty style sense. Is all that a disguise to avoid loan sharks or a deranged ex-girlfriend?

Amidst the daily grind, this golden-colored jester turns the train into a stage for hilarity, leaving us all to revel in the absurdity and relish a moment of joy sparked by the unexpected entertainer that has brightened our day. Riding a train is an adventure in Berlin.

Dining in Style?

Ditching conventional dining, subway savvy unveils a unique culinary trend – using the floor as a makeshift table for takeout. Never mind the mingling germs from countless shoes; the rancid floor becomes a quirky and untidy dining surface. We won’t be surprised if he gets food poisoning.

Who needs a seat when you can gracefully contort for an awkward, floor-level feast? In the gastronomic adventure of subway life, practicality meets peculiar, showcasing a willingness to embrace oddity for the sake of a snack, no matter the questionable dining surface.

Drying in Style…

Late for a 9 am meeting, and your shirt’s still damp? Fear not! The subway becomes your laundry best friend. Who needs home appliances when the train offers a rail-drying solution? Embrace the unconventional, defy time constraints, and let the subway’s utility shine. 

In the race against the clock, this ingenious approach to shirt drying proves that, sometimes, unconventional thinking is the key to overcoming morning wardrobe dilemmas. All aboard the express lane to a wrinkle-free meeting! And yes, we are being very sarcastic here. 

Christmas is Over Now

Much like us on the commute back home after a long and dreary day in the office, this Christmas tree has seen better days. Not only is it devoid of trimmings, but it’s also been haphazardly disposed of after it overstayed its welcome.

The underground bin, which is far too small to accommodate the tree, leaves it awkwardly poking out. We wonder why someone even threw it away – perhaps the festive season was over? But why would anyone carry it to the train station to throw it away?

A Funky Fit

Buckle up for the crazy train, where bold fashion choices reign supreme, but this one steals the colorful cake. Enter the enigmatic character sporting a rainbow wig, funky shades, and a riotously vibrant ensemble – a masterclass in hiding while paradoxically becoming the subway’s main attraction. 

Their apparent attempt at incognito hilariously backfires as the kaleidoscopic chaos magnetically draws every eye. In this underground fashion spectacle, blending in is overrated, and our vibrant disguise aficionado is the unwitting star of this lively subway show. We’d love to know what he had for breakfast that led to such an outfit choice.

Bear Man

Enter the wild side of public transportation with a subway sensation: a man dressed in a full-blown bear costume. Amidst regular passengers, he stands out, embracing his furry alter ego as fellow commuters steal amused glances. Who needs everyday clothes when you can shine in all your bear-y glory?

Is it a dare, a celebration, or just another day in the subway zoo? Regardless, this bearish commuter adds hilarity, transforming the daily commute into a fuzzy spectacle where unconventional fashion meets the underground wilderness, leaving passengers grinning at the unexpected amusement.

Don’t Sit There!

Embarking on the Berlin subway is a comedy show starring a broken chair that looks more defeated than a Tegel airport security line. This chair is hanging by a dangerous thread that could severely hurt a passenger. Does no one check the state of the trains?

The Broken Chair saga is a tale of suspense and surprise, transforming an ordinary commute to your destination into a performance where sitting down is the ultimate punchline. Berlin, where even the chairs have stand-up routines, and commuters struggle with keeping their limbs intact.

A Strange Transaction

It appears that a transaction is taking place on this train between a rather burly-looking man wearing a mask (this photo must have been taken during the peak of the pandemic) and another scrawny gentleman. Look at the arms on that guy; they’re as big as tree trunks!

Strangely enough, the bigger man possesses a card machine, which begs the question – what on earth is going on? The peculiar scene raises eyebrows, leaving us to ponder if it’s an unexpected business venture or an unexpected twist in the tales of public transportation. 

Tub Transport

In the subway saga of questionable life choices, behold a hero towing a whole bathtub on a trolley! Did they seduce the subway doors with smooth sweet-talk, or was there a secret subway renovation that we missed? How did he even get that thing in there, and why couldn’t he have it delivered?

Perhaps the trolley was a rogue purchase, a bathtub bandit’s whimsical getaway vehicle. In the absurdity of it all, we’re left wondering if this underground adventure was a stolen splash of genius or just a bubbly case of subway eccentricity that’ll forever remain unsolved.

You Never Know When You’ll Need an Inflatable Boat

Speaking of subway absurdity, witness the daring commuter who sailed into the underground with a bright blue, fully inflated lifeboat. Did they navigate a sea of turnstiles or summon a gust of wind for an indoor voyage? There is a time for taking your purchases home and having them delivered.

We can only imagine fellow passengers’ faces as they pondered this inflatable odyssey. Forget the daily grind – this maverick opted for a buoyant commute, turning the subway car into a nautical adventure that left us all in stitches and slightly bewildered. Smooth sailing, subway captain!

An Odd Sight Indeed

At first glance, one might think that the strange part about this photograph is that a person is wearing a mask, but you’re mistaken. If you have problems with your eyesight, we ask you to zoom in on the photo and look at the man’s best friend. No, that’s not a dog.

The real oddity is the life-sized man doll seated next to the individual wearing the mask. We aren’t sure if it was brought along on the subway to give the masked man some moral support or because the fellow felt lonely and needed someone to talk to.

Bunny Man?

Step into the busy subways of Berlin, and you might encounter a living, breathing burst of pink energy. This wacky individual is boldly rocking their all-pink ensemble with a bizarre pink bunny ear hat and tall socks. It seems like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

The socks make a statement, leading down to the pièce de résistance – pink sneakers that scream, “I’m here to party!” We’re left wondering which wild Anime dimension this fashion rebel stepped out from—Berlin’s subways, where everyday fashion meets a vibrant universe of eccentricity.

Terrible Tunes

We know it’s not uncommon, but it’s not every day you’re stuck in the subway with someone busking – especially not with a melodica. Imagine simply trying to go about your business when someone – judging by the woman’s expression in the photo – is playing music rather terribly. 

We can imagine her trying to shove herself as far away as possible, trapped in her seat during rush hour in the full subway car. If only she had some headphones to drown out the cacophony that has invaded her commute.

Baking Time!

Imagine being dressed in your finest suit, ready for your interview at a firm you’ve been dying to work at for years – when you spot a couple across from you who appear to be preparing a meal on the subway. What in the world is happening?

You’re trapped in the seat opposite them because the rest of the car is full, and you can only hope and pray that their messy hands and spouts of flour clouds don’t reach you or ruin your outfit. Can they be reported to security? Because they’re making a mess.

Love Story

Caught in a subway serenade of linguistic confusion, a commuter bravely navigates a love confession through Google Translate. The phone’s glow illuminates the struggle as they declare affection in an unfamiliar language. It’s a heartwarming yet hilarious scene where love knows no linguistic bounds. 

As fellow passengers sneak glances, the texter unwittingly becomes the protagonist in a subway sitcom, turning language barriers into a comedic yet endearing subway love affair, leaving everyone to smile at his efforts. You can never say that this man didn’t try.

Spidermen

If you’ve never felt like you’ve fallen directly Into the Spidiverse, then you were not on the subway on this eventful day, where not one but three Spider-Men casually took a ride on the public transportation system. Were their web-shooters desperately needed repair, or were they tired from all that slinging?

The people rocking their Spidey-fits dressed to impress – and their outfits didn’t lack expressionism. One of the Spiders even mastered their acrobatic skills and is hanging expertly from the roof of the subway car. Someone’s caught them on camera, and they’ll be trending on social media soon.

What an Odd Looking Baby!

This is something that we’ve never seen before. Forget about having a snack; someone on the subway loves their jackfruit so much they stashed it in the stroller instead of a baby. We wonder if they even have a baby or if they made the little fellow walk.

The lady has her priorities right. The contrast of the fruit in the stroller and the baby being carried in the foreground adds hilarity to the photo. We hate to break it to you, baby, but your mother loves the fruit more than you.

Trendy Boots

There’s a trend on this platform, and if you’re not part of it, you might as well be wearing purple on a Wednesday (instead of pink, for those who don’t get this Mean Girls reference). You must move to the next car if you’re not one with these fellows.

Everyone in this photo is wearing the same style and color shoes. Black Doc Martin look-alikes. It’s a collective fashion statement that dominates the scene, leaving us curious about the unifying choice and the shared affinity for this particular footwear style. 

Rat Baby

There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned run-in with a rodent while you’re on your way to work on the subway. The question on everyone’s mind is undoubtedly, is that a pet, or did they find it on the sub? We wouldn’t want to be seated next to that lady.

We wonder if the subway mouse became an unintentional star, a whiskered protagonist in the subway saga that commuters would recount with a mix of amusement and disbelief for years and years to come as this very photograph circulated the online world.

Glitter Man

We’re very confused with this one because, on the one hand, this sparkly gentleman appears to be attending a suave dress-up party (maybe the same one as the masked people in red), but on the other, he’s wearing a mask. 

Even though he made an effort to match the mask to his ensemble, the lingering curiosity revolves around whether this event occurred during any of the restrictive periods, raising concerns about his presence when guidelines suggested he should have stayed indoors.

A Daring Doggo

This picture gives us the impression that either the doggo has a keen sense of direction and can often be found in the corners of the Berlin subway, taking a ride home after the hustle and bustle of doggy business, or he is traveling with a ghost. 

It’s the only logical explanation. Someone wouldn’t be as stupid as to leave their dog alone on the subway without a leash, right? We hope the world has not sunk that low. Then again, after what we’ve seen on this list, we’re probably sadly mistaken.

Gross…

During the recent health scare, when mask-wearing rules were stringent, people were at risk of fines and even jail time for not wearing their masks out in public – and this led to some rather hilarious desperate attempts at makeshift masks when medical grade ones weren’t available.

This individual took it a step too far by making use of what we’re hoping is at least clean women’s underwear to cover his face. We wonder what sort of baffled looks and creepy smiles he got for doing this in public. More importantly, we’d like to know if he was arrested.